Something sinister is looming in the mist – a ghastly three-headed
apparition, equal parts riffage & rancour and fuelled by a steady diet of
garage rock 7-inches played at 33RPM
and horror movies watched at 5AM, the primeval force of Satans Satyrs is
returned to the earth to lay waste to everything in its path.
Rising from the primordial ooze of Herndon, Virginia Satans Satyrs hit the
metal underground like a tidal wave of sulphur with their debut proper, 2012s
“Wild Beyond Belief”. This almighty assault, almost entirely the work of
chief Satyr Clayton Burgess, was a harrowing blast of fuzz-
drenched aggro – a clash of Venom-esque metalpunk squalor and in-the-red
garage-rock dementia.